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Mar 19, 2010
Female user Fed Medic 2 posts

Topic: The Club House / Comebacks

Inmate: “Why do you have to be such a b***h?”

Me: “I don’t HAVE to…it’s just another perk of the job.”

 
Mar 19, 2010
Female user Fed Medic 2 posts

Topic: The Club House / Comebacks

I work the Special Housing Unit often and as a female paramedic in a male prison, I get a lot of inmates who think I’m just dying to watch them masturbate. My two favorite responses? (best delivered loudly enough for EVERYONE on the block to hear):

“Sir, for the last time…The Bureau of Prisons WILL NOT issue you a penis enlarger. So quit asking!”

or simply,

“Ice pack: twenty minutes on, twenty minutes off. Sign up for sick call in the morning.”




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